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Why do I feel you have first hand experience with this :LOL:
Lol...Lucky I didn't get to #5.

Btw.... Southern woman are fantastic!
Sweet as can be and they'll do anything for you but boy oh boy DO NOT MAKE THEM MAD! :devil: :punch:

I'll please the 5th to all the others. :lipssealed:
 
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Lol...Lucky I didn't get to #5.

Btw.... Southern woman are fantastic! T
Sweet as can be and they'll do anything for you but boy oh boy DO NOT MAKE THEM MAD! :devil: :punch:

I'll please the 5th to all the others. :lipssealed:
Oh lord son, I married a true southern girl. Saying don't make one mad is an understatement. Mine has told me many times, "boy, you have to sleep sometime". That scares me..........lol
 

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OK, I have a seasonal off color joke. So, if you sensitive to those jokes I advise you move on.

What does a snowstorm, and sex have in common for women?

They don't know how deep it's gonna get, or how long it's gonna last. :)
 

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Oh lord son, I married a true southern girl. Saying don't make one mad is an understatement. Mine has told me many times, "boy, you have to sleep sometime". That scares me..........lol
Hi Jim,

Yep....Married a girl born and raised in Memphis Tennessee... Absolutely agree...Do not make them mad!!!!?

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Hi Jim,

Yep....Married a girl born and raised in Memphis Tennessee... Absolutely agree...Do not make them mad!!!!?

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Phil, I don't think I would have any other way. We know for sure they can take care of themselves, and if yours is like mine she doesn't need saving very often. The mouth on mine would scare the devil when she's pissed, so she perfectly capable of handling those that cause her problems. lol
 

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Phil, I don't think I would have any other way. We know for sure they can take care of themselves, and if yours is like mine she doesn't need saving very often. The mouth on mine would scare the devil when she's pissed, so she perfectly capable of handling those that cause her problems. lol
Hi Jim,

Boy! you got that right!

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Phil, I don't think I would have any other way. We know for sure they can take care of themselves, and if yours is like mine she doesn't need saving very often. The mouth on mine would scare the devil when she's pissed, so she perfectly capable of handling those that cause her problems. lol
Hi Jim,

Boy! you got that right!

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You know, I don't think this is limited to just the southern region women...:lipssealed:
 
 








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