How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

Tortoise Food ..

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[GregM]

Tortoise Food ..

I thought the days of you hurting my senior brain was through

 

[AzScorpion]

I thought the days of you hurting my senior brain was through

I'll help you out so your brain doesn't explode.

Phil has a tortoise named Tito. Now you can get some sleep tonight. ?

 

[Doc]

I'll help you out so your brain doesn't explode.

Phil has a tortoise named Tito. Now you can get some sleep tonight. ?

I saw that in the liquor store and I said I have to photo this for Phil

 

[AzScorpion]

I saw that in the liquor store and I said I have to photo this for Phil

Maybe Phil will buy Tito a bottle for Christmas? They can drink together on the porch and he can watch Tito wandering around the yard drunk. ?

 

[FoD]

Men Who Lack Female Supervision....This could also go under the Redneck thread. ?

Wait, I thought those were your last year holiday party shots???

 

[AzScorpion]

Wait, I thought those were your last year holiday party shots???

Shhh....Or everyone will know why they got sick. ?

 

[FoD]

Maybe Phil will buy Tito a bottle for Christmas? They can drink together on the porch and he can watch Tito wandering around the yard drunk. ?

Like Tito is a speed demon without drinking. Phil's gonna have to buy several cases just to stay seated long enough for Tito to get off the porch...?

 

[GregM]

I'll help you out so your brain doesn't explode.

Phil has a tortoise named Tito. Now you can get some sleep tonight. ?

Go figure that I would make something more out of it. So simple and I would overthink it

 

[AzScorpion]

Go figure that I would make something more out of it. So simple and I would overthink it

Don't worry it took me a minute or two to realize what it meant. I just know you, you'd be up all night wondering about it. lol ?

 

[GregM]

Don't worry it took me a minute or two to realize what it meant. I just know you, you'd be up all night wondering about it. lol ?

Indeed indeed

 

[ROBERTECOX]

Everybody's friend when I was stationed in the D.C. area where everybody owned subcompacts and hybrids. Not so much in Mississippi where everyone has a truck.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

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[AzScorpion]

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