How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[AzScorpion]

Ahhhh, but those 80's! With that big hair you sometimes couldn't tell if it was a girl or a guy from behind.

One of my girlfriend's brothers crashed his car into the back of another checking out (what he thought) was a girl. When he got out it was a guy with big hair walking down the street. lol Needless to say he never heard the end of that one especially from his own father. ?

There's so much truth to this picture!

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[Dr. Zaius]

The 80's hair always makes me think of this family pic.

And my middle school girlfriend...

 

[LaBalbe]

Ahhhh, but those 80's! With that big hair you sometimes couldn't tell if it was a girl or a guy from behind.

One of my girlfriend's brothers crashed his car into the back of another checking out (what he thought) was a girl. When he got out it was a guy with big hair walking down the street. lol Needless to say he never heard the end of that one especially from his own father. ?

There's so much truth to this picture!

I knew a couple in school where he was a guitarist and basically made himself into a carbon-copy of Slash (hair, leather jacket, top hat, everything), and she showed up one day with a shaved head Sinead O'Connor-style. That was different....

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Fawnbuster]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Fawnbuster]

When i go pick up my prescriptions and they ask for my dob I am soooo tempted to say last century

 

[LaBalbe]

When i go pick up my prescriptions and they ask for my dob I am soooo tempted to say last century

You should really throw them off and answer "last millennium"

 

[Metal Geezer]

1 kilopage!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

So I recently grabbed a set of Icon UCAs and was reminded of this one...

 

[Fordup]

$4.99 for a whole chicken roterissary cooked at Costco ?. No plucking around.

Bought a chicken and eggs today. $4.99 for the bird and $6.39 for each box of eggs. Costco had 10 pallets of eggs they just put out and it was like black Friday trying to get mine. Had to fight my way into the room. Price came down big time this week and you can buy 3 packs of 18 now ?. Guess bird flu season is over.

 

[KNI]

That styrofoam carton looks like destruction of ozone layer and all living things on earth.

You should tell the distributor to switch to recycled cardboard cartons for more natural product and saving the human race (amongst all other species).

I know a Finnish manufacturer who can supply those.

 

[Fordup]

That styrofoam carton looks like destruction of ozone layer and all living things on earth.

You should tell the distributor to switch to recycled cardboard cartons for more natural product and saving the human race (amongst all other species).

I know a Finnish manufacturer who can supply those.

Apparently Styrofoam is safer for avoiding contamination of the eggs and half the price of paper. Recycling accepts it just like cardboard now. Their normal suppliers use very thin clear recyclable plastic that are nice and steril but they seem to be finding eggs wherever they can now. Everything gets recycled so I really don't care about the packaging. Lack of common sense is more detrimental to the human race.

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