How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[9zero1790]

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[Doc]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KNI]

Siri, play Nena.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Siri, play Nena.

I remember when that song came out everyone was like "She's so HOT!!!", and all I could see were her hairy underarms ?

 

[Bob902]

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Wow! That makes me pure ashamed of my bicycling abilities.

 

[9zero1790]

more like if you want the woman to murder you while you sleep and burn down the house... anyone says that to a woman better have a will written up, and amazing insurance.

 

[Bob902]

more like if you want the woman to murder you while you sleep and burn down the house... anyone says that to a woman better have a will written up, and amazing insurance.

I know i would be signing my own death warrant if I said it!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Not all heroes wear capes...

 

[9zero1790]

Not all heroes wear capes...

God bless him.

 

[LaBalbe]

Not all heroes wear capes...

You know society is in trouble when someone becomes a criminal for having good taste....

 

[Trigganometry]

I know i would be signing my own death warrant if I said it!

Example A of what happens. Found on a park bench abandoned

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