How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Figarou]

I have a back story with the mistress of the dark. I went to a convention near Dallas several years ago. Texas Frightmare weekend. She was there. ?

I wanted an autograph. Nope. Didn't happen because one....the line was way to long. 2nd... she's charging $20. Seriously? Couldn't get close to her because of the body guards. Sheesh!

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[Doc]

Jeebus .

 

[Trigganometry]

Guilty as charged… ?

 

[Figarou]

I always wondered how they drained the blinker fluid. ?

 

[Figarou]

Guilty as charged… ?

Actually, she'll just get even. ?

 

[LaBalbe]

Actually, she'll just get even. ?

"get even..." In what fantasy land do you live in where a woman gets "even"? Their version of "even" is where you have to look up to see the bottom of the dung pile that you're in; I don't particularly call that "even"....

 

[Figarou]

"get even..." In what fantasy land do you live in where a woman gets "even"? Their version of "even" is where you have to look up to see the bottom of the dung pile that you're in; I don't particularly call that "even"....

 

[Trigganometry]

"get even..." In what fantasy land do you live in where a woman gets "even"? Their version of "even" is where you have to look up to see the bottom of the dung pile that you're in; I don't particularly call that "even"....

 

[9zero1790]

hollywood hath no ability to portray the fury...

 

[Figarou]

hollywood hath no ability to portray the fury...

There's always Divorce Court on television.

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[Cmar]

Jeebus .

Some things once seen, cannot be unseen.....

 

[Figarou]

Some things once seen, cannot be unseen.....

You can either forget what you have seen, or.......

But it's hard to imagine something else from the previous image. Might as well pour some bleach in the eyes.

 

[Cmar]

Burt Reynolds drove that type of car. What makes me sad is that his life was ruined by you know who.

His car collection has been auctioned off. Very sad indeed.

You can either forget what you have seen, or.......

But it's hard to imagine something else from the previous image. Might as well pour some bleach in the eyes.

Arrrgh that's twice now, thank you sir, I was drinking a beer and almost choked.

 

[Figarou]

Arrrgh that's twice now, thank you sir, I was drinking a beer and almost choked.

Better? ?

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[Cmar]

Better? ?

Much, thank you

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