How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

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[NotBudule]

 

[Figarou]

I don't get it...

I got it. ?

This should help.

Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

I just figure one of my boys must have borrowed or used it. Same with tools that are missing. Nevermind that they both live 6 hours from me...

The ubiquitous 10mm socket or wrench, eh?

Best,
Phil

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Figarou]

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
Best dam show I’ve ever seen.



I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.


?

 

[Figarou]

These people lost something else.

 

[Bob902]

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
Best dam show I’ve ever seen.



I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.


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I send my kids dad jokes just to annoy the hell out of them. Kind of a payback thing?

 

[9zero1790]

These people lost something else.

That was flippin awesome!! i mean very dangerous and sad. what a show. bet the folks next door really enjoy neighbors lol.

 

[Figarou]

That was flippin awesome!! i mean very dangerous and sad. what a show. bet the folks next door really enjoy neighbors lol.

I know one thing, they'll never pop a firework again. That had to be $1,000 + worth of fireworks.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I got it. ?

This should help.

Q: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Because it got stuck in a crack.

Thanks.

Sometimes my brain acts defective.

I didn't correlate the tp euphemism and toilet paper.

I guess I thought tp was a typo.

Now I get it

 

[KNI]

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
Best dam show I’ve ever seen.



I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.


?

The last three are ÅÄÖ

 

[FasterGT350]

 

[KNI]

That was flippin awesome!! i mean very dangerous and sad. what a show. bet the folks next door really enjoy neighbors lol.

Having participated to Finnish fireworks championship (didn't win tho) I find the lack of safety procedures, equipment and distances and lack of remote operated ignition devices quite concerning. Were I the insurance agency agent, I would deny any claims due to incompetence.

 

[FasterGT350]

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