I agree every Queen should have a chariot…..HER OWN. To avoid this very issue I bought the Queen a baby Bronco 2 weeks after bring home “Tremor” my truck.And so, the time has cometh... I've had the trucks for 3 months now-- it seems like just yesterday I was whipping off the lot, departing on my love-affair with the new Puddin'. Goodness, how time flies. I've spent a lot of time inside of her these past few months. It was only a matter of time before my queen took notice of my new disposition: the unprompted smiles, the turn-back looks as we meander across parking lots. And the pictures.. GOD THE PICTURES.
As you can imagine, the envy grew... It started with subtle glances, eventually turning to hard stares. The queen cannot take her eyes off of Puddin'-- understandable. Inevitable. The other day, she popped the question: can she take the ole' girl out for a drive.
I'm at a loss friends. Caught between two worlds, between two Puddin's. Where do I turn? What do I do? I trust my queen-- in fact, I worship her. A goddess deserves a chariot, does she not?
It’s ok..she doesn’t normally like to drive my trucks and is absolutely in love with her Bronco…you failed though
she was waiting for you to offer
expect retribution at some point
It’s ok..she doesn’t normally like to drive my trucks and is absolutely in love with her Bronco…
Way better than a baby Bronco….My wife doesn't like driving my truck much either....wonder why.
Way better than a baby Bronco….