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Oh, yeah, that's me on the right picking him up. Would you believe that he only took a whiff of that drink? Didn't even sip it... :lipssealed:

I hear you. I used to live in the big city too, but am now out in the suburbs; not quite rural, but a hell of a lot quieter. No, my relatives are in Europe, but I made a few trips to the UK when I lived in Europe myself. Did a great tour once where we took the ferry across to Dover, drove up...

Let me know if you need a second opinion on taste-testing brews for Dave's party.

Welcome, Mick. What part of the UK?

Like everyone else has said, glad to hear that the Ranger did its job, protected your family and let them walk away from that. As a teen, I was a little too confident in my nascent driving ability, took a hairpin curve a little too fast, skidded on black ice and slammed into the guardrail...

OK, so now we know what the basis is for the meal that @DukeCanBuildit will be serving at the next party he's hosting at @AzScorpion place (wherever that happens to be). Time to stock up on German beers, y'all, there's gonna be a second Oktoberfest soon!

On the other hand, I do know where your new house in the (smaller) city is, so wait till next Canada Day....

Hey, whatever you want to call it, we don't judge. The phone might have turned pink from you squeezing so hard though, just saying...

@Chris M , I mean, you literally live in a place called "Surprise" so.... Anyways, you two are doing a real good job of selling the area. Thanks, but I've lived in places with all kinds of vipers, so I'm gonna give the scorpions a pass.

And yet, the delivery guy never gets captured and all of a sudden we walk out and trip over a package we didn't even know was there!

I don't know what's in that bag, but damn is it solid!

You know you're Canadian when you look at this picture and your first thought is "Why the hell did they put Mounties on an elephant??"

My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So, I bought her a candle.

That only works if you actually open & read it. Using it as a paperweight for the instructions for all those gadgets you bought just doesn't work the same way.

I feel you, mate. I'm only a few years older than you, and both the wife and I are linguists, which AI is trying real hard to take over. It's doing a good job at the stupid, simple stuff which has pretty boiler-plate responses, but it's still atrocious when it comes to anything technical or...

I notice that he has headlights but no front turning signal, which has me wondering if he rigged up the lanterns to be the turning signals.

That may be an accurate image, but I'm pretty sure it's a stock photo which is the basis for this meme series:

Technically, I'd say that it applied to her...

Glad to hear that your surgery went well and you're on the road to recovery.

Wow, that was entertaining. But I gotta say, all of y'all who were trying to reason with her clearly didn't read her signature line: "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." Mark Twain :sunglasses: Y'all can't complain that...