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Sock thief and his accomplice…

Ghost Shaped People…. Lamb of god… Ghost Shaped People Official Audio

Dining out with Mrs. Geezer and myself…

Found yer problem…..

Dang. Was hoping to trade tatse for titse. :crazy:

…..still trying to figure out what a tatse is.…. :bandit:

Reminded me of: How do you pronounce this?: “Ghoti” “Fish” of course. Gh as in enough O as in women Ti as in action

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

Q: What's the best thing about Switzerland? A: Well, the flag’s a big plus.

Home button out, dude! Duh…..

It was his first flight, so when the pilot announced at 35k feet that engine #4 had failed, he was pretty worried. The pilot continued:”We still have 3 more, but we’ll now be 20 minutes late.” A few minutes later the plane shook and the pilot was back on the intercom:”Folks, this is highly...

Borking is over-rated.

Can’t go wrong at $50. Mrs. Geezer used one for a few years to help with hips that eventually got replaced. It did help.

I never jest, and my name’s not Shirley. ?

“I told my wife I want to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday.” -Rodney Dangerfield (may have posted this before..?..)?

“One Gun” - Lamb of God. No particular reason….:bandit:

Oscar: “A multinational conglomerate told me to do it, your honour.”

Take a deep breath…. now hold it….hold it…

…et merci pour la suggestion "fan"