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A 3rd grade teacher starts each day asking if her students saw anything interesting on the way to school. One of her little darlings has a particularly “earthy” vocabulary.

Johnny: “I saw a rabbit run out into the road and a car hit him right in the ass!”.

Ms. Crabtree: “You mean rectum.”

Johnny: “Wrecked him - damn near killed him.”
 


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I think these are the same two bears...

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Again, sad but true. lol :LOL:

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Ouch! :oops:

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Just when you thought the damn things couldn't get any worse, this just popped up on my feed:

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Seriously? "Can Cybertruck drive on any snowy road?" That's the best question you could come up with, Hayden Garcia (whoever you are)???
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