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Paddy is 85 and had been living in a Senior Citizens resdential home for a few year and made friends with Mary who is 82.

One night they sat talking and Paddy says

"Do you know what I miss most in here Mary?"

"What do you miss most Paddy?" she asks

"Sex" Paddy replies.

"Oh Paddy" exclaims Mary "You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head"

"I know" replies Paddy " but it would be nice to have a woman hold it for a little while" replies Paddy

"Oh Paddy, let me do that for you" and she proceeds to unzip his trousers takes out his little man and holds it for him while they are chatting.

This becomes a routine until one night Paddy is nowhere to be seen.

Puzzled Mary goes in search of Paddy to make sure he is ok and finds him sitting outside by the swimming pool talking to Ethel who has Paddys little man in hand.

Outraged Mary shouts at Paddy "What has she got that I haven't you two timing son of a gun"

With a contented smile Paddy replies "Parkinson's"

 

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Paddy is 85 and had been living in a Senior Citizens resdential home for a few year and made friends with Mary who is 82.

One night they sat talking and Paddy says

"Do you know what I miss most in here Mary?"

"What do you miss most Paddy?" she asks

"Sex" Paddy replies.

"Oh Paddy" exclaims Mary "You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head"

"I know" replies Paddy " but it would be nice to have a woman hold it for a little while" replies Paddy

"Oh Paddy, let me do that for you" and she proceeds to unzip his trousers takes out his little man and holds it for him while they are chatting.

This becomes a routine until one night Paddy is nowhere to be seen.

Puzzled Mary goes in search of Paddy to make sure he is ok and finds him sitting outside by the swimming pool talking to Ethel who has Paddys little man in hand.

Outraged Mary shouts at Paddy "What has she got that I haven't you two timing son of a gun"

With a contented smile Paddy replies "Parkinson's"

 

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