How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[5thranger]

Need a snickers bar.

 

[Doc]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wish this was a joke, but they are out there and they reproduce...

 

[5thranger]

I wish this was a joke, but they are out there and they reproduce...

Unfortunately, they do reproduce so tragic.

 

[LaBalbe]

Unfortunately, they do reproduce so tragic.

...and those are the ones that tend to reproduce A LOT!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

...and those are the ones that tend to reproduce A LOT!

Because they don't correlate cause and effect.

"How are you pregnant again?"

"I don't know. It must be that club I go to every now and then. It seems every time I go there I end up pregnant. I need to find a new club with cleaner restrooms."

 

[Doc]

I wish this was a joke, but they are out there and they reproduce...

Me Too Hawny …

 

[Motorpsychology]

 

[Jason B]

Because they don't correlate cause and effect.

"How are you pregnant again?"

"I don't know. It must be that club I go to every now and then. It seems every time I go there I end up pregnant. I need to find a new club with cleaner restrooms."

Blonde: "I don't like Tequila"
Brunette: "Why not?"
Blonde: "Because every time I drink it, my _______ hurts the next morning."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

 

[Figarou]

 

[Doc]

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