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[LaBalbe]

Daughter: Dad, there's something my boyfriend told me that I don't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Dad: Tell your boyfriend that if he opens up your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.

 

[5thranger]

Daughter: Dad, there's something my boyfriend told me that I don't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.

Dad: Tell your boyfriend that if he opens up your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe.

And then I will put a potato in his exhaust pipe and make him fart.

 

[Doc]

“ Hold on to your dreams yay e yay ..”

 

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