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[Fawnbuster]

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[AzScorpion]

I'm not a parent but I can tell you I've had this said to more times than I want to admit when I was a kid!

For those who were lucky enough to not be on the receiving end of this;
Get Your Ass In The Mother F'ing House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

 

[Fawnbuster]

I'm not a parent but I can tell you I've had this said to more times than I want to admit when I was a kid!

For those who were lucky enough to not be on the receiving end of this;
Get Your Ass In The Mother F'ing House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

All mom had to say was I'm telling your father in 3,2,1 (breaks the sound barrier running past mom) i can safely say i have only said this to our German shepherd, no matter what we've tried he's still a ?? eater and to top that off he's as dumb as a box of hammers.

 

[5thranger]

I'm not a parent but I can tell you I've had this said to more times than I want to admit when I was a kid!

For those who were lucky enough to not be on the receiving end of this;
Get Your Ass In The Mother F'ing House Right Now Before I Beat Your Ass

The neighbors hear me say that on occasion to my mini aussie as she ignores me when she is after squirrels.

 

[Fawnbuster]

Ya’ll crack me up!?

That's what I'm here for Tracy, my job here is done! Well at least for the moment

 

[FerdRanger]

so you're saying you have no use for any entertainers?... and when I say any I mean adult

 

[Fordup]

so you're saying you have no use for any entertainers?... and when I say any I mean adult

Absolutely not required. Can live without them. Only thing on our TVs is Newsmax.

 

[AzScorpion]

Absolutely not required. Can live without them. Only thing on our TVs is Newsmax.

Same here. I'm very disappointed that they all didn't move to Canada yet.

 

[LaBalbe]

Same here. I'm very disappointed that they all didn't move to Canada yet.

Umm, have you forgotten that we shipped Justin Bieber down to you guys?

 

[LaBalbe]

This early cold gives me hope that we will get some snow this year.

I've had my truck 5 years and I've only used the Snow button once. ONCE.

I want to use my Snow button

Road trip time? We've lots of lovely scenery in northern Ontario, and I have it on good authority that the highways are covered in snow.

 

[AzScorpion]

Umm, have you forgotten that we shipped Justin Bieber down to you guys?

No....How could I forget! ?‍

 

[AzScorpion]

?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Road trip time? We've lots of lovely scenery in northern Ontario, and I have it on good authority that the highways are covered in snow.

I don't think it could get there as my fuel gauge doesn't register in meters per lemur ?

 

[twk]

No....How could I forget! ?‍

Wait... I thought she was. Well, just watch this older gaming related vid.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

It was only a matter of time...

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