How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

WalMart has acclimated us all to seeing the, uhhh, enhanced figured girls.

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[KJRR]

And ya can't fix stupid!

No but duct tape can quiet it down.

 

[Fawnbuster]

No but duct tape can quiet it down.

At times I reminded arrestees that they had the right to remain silent and I sure wish that theyd exercised that right and STHU ?

 

[AzScorpion]

And ya can't fix stupid!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

 

[5thranger]

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Doc]

I hate it when that happens.

Mee Too ..”Urgent Urgent Emergency “ !!!!!

 

[AzScorpion]

I hate it when that happens.

Maybe these are necessary now.

Notice they're Maximum for larger surges! ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I'm not sure what a surge is, not sure I want to know, but it sounds uncomfortable...

 

[AzScorpion]

I'm not sure what a surge is, not sure I want to know, but it sounds uncomfortable...

Go to Taco Bell and order the Burrito Grande. ?

You'll soon find out what a surge is!

 

[twk]

Maybe these are necessary now.

Notice they're Maximum for larger surges! ?

Only 52? I wonder if I can get a subscription...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Go to Taco Bell and order the Burrito Grande. ?

You'll soon find out what a surge is!

Surge?

Or Explosion?

Or Thermonuclear Armageddon?

 

[AzScorpion]

Surge?

Or Explosion?

Or Thermonuclear Armageddon?

My guess is:

Eating 1 = Surge

Eating 2 = Explosion

Eating 3+ = Thermonuclear Armageddon

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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