How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Fawnbuster]

Too late…?

Try the paper towel rolls with them, they have a soothing tone!

Come to think of it, a chime made from these things would make a funny white elephant gift!

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[Tracy Bowman]

Try the paper towel rolls with them, they have a soothing tone!

Come to think of it, a chime made from these things would make a funny white elephant gift!

I imagine one could paint them & put shellac on them & they would sound pretty good. Hmmm….?

 

[Fawnbuster]

I imagine one could paint them & put shellac on them & they would sound pretty good. Hmmm….?

Wait, what...?? That sounds like experience there!

I guess you could hide a bell inside them too

 

[twk]

Wait, what...?? That sounds like experience there!

I guess you could hide a bell inside them too

Have them bronzed! They'll thunk nicely with a paper core.
I've spent good money on worse things.

 

[AzScorpion]

Tracy, just don't try to make wind chimes with your toilet paper rolls....?

Too late…?

Mike, Tracy's been holding out. I found her newest wind chimes, TP holders.?

 

[Doc]

It's the South....They probably just finished cleaning the barn with it. ?

“Absolutely, Arkansas is considered the south. It is a red state by majority, it's south of the Mason Dixon Line” …

 

[AzScorpion]

“Absolutely, Arkansas is considered the south. It is a red state by majority, it's south of the Mason Dixon Line” …

It is, and another reason we moved here! ?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

“Absolutely, Arkansas is considered the south. It is a red state by majority, it's south of the Mason Dixon Line” …

Yep! Thank you for pointing that out, Doc! Yep, @AzScorpion , you’re a Southerner now.

 

[AzScorpion]

Happy Halloween! ?

Be careful what you dress up as tonight.

 

[AzScorpion]

Yep! Thank you for pointing that out, Doc! Yep, @AzScorpion , you’re a Southerner now.

I know and I'm happy about it.

As long as my parking skill don't "go south". ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KNI]

I imagine one could paint them & put shellac on them & they would sound pretty good. Hmmm….?

Remember to spay those with Neverwet...

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Remember to spay those with Neverwet...

I just looked that up. Looks like something I might need.

 

[Chris M]

It's the South....They probably just finished cleaning the barn with it. ?

True.

Yep! Thank you for pointing that out, Doc! Yep, @AzScorpion , you’re a Southerner now.

No he's not.
He tells us all the time he's from Massachusetts.
And you know what that makes him ( if you're really from the South)
?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

True.

No he's not.
He tells us all the time he's from Massachusetts.
And you know what that makes him ( if you're really from the South)
?

Why yes. Yes, I do! But we’ll graft him in.?

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