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[HeatXfer]

A guy working at machine shop accidentally cut one of his fingers off. He calls his wife to tell her what happened, and she say's, "Oh my god! The whole finger?" He says, "No, the one next to it"

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[AzScorpion]

It's all fun and games until.....

 

[KNI]

It's all fun and games until.....

Real lesson to be learned: A-ladder is not a work platform.

 

[Chris M]

Real lesson to be learned: A-ladder is not a work platform.

And a ninja kid with a nerf gun is a worthy adversary.

 

[AzScorpion]

Real lesson to be learned: A-ladder is not a work platform.

And a ninja kid with a nerf gun is a worthy adversary.

I was going to say I spent my whole career painting on ladders (4'-40') and have never fallen off one. The little rug rat was the culprit there. lol

But in his defense that's something that seems funny when you're that young until you grow up and your kid does it to you. Then, it's not so funny.

 

[Chris M]

I was going to say I spent my whole career painting on ladders (4'-40') and have never fallen off one. The little rug rat was the culprit there. lol

But in his defense that's something that seems funny when you're that young until you grow up and your kid does it to you. Then, it's not so funny.

He needs to remember to pack out his weapon when he retreats. Just sayin.

 

[AzScorpion]

He needs to remember to pack out his weapon when he retreats. Just sayin.

I think he was so scared he's going to get an ass whopping he just dropped his gun and bolted. ?

 

[Chris M]

I think he was so scared he's going to get an ass whopping he just dropped his gun and bolted. ?

That's what I thought as well. And I'm sure he's right to think that...but plausible deniability is a real thing. Taking the gun and hiding somewhere beside in the corner might help him along that line. Not like she's gonna see where he went anytime soon. He could be several houses down the street by the time she regains her sight. ?

 

[Nellieg]

That's what I thought as well. And I'm sure he's right to think that...but plausible deniability is a real thing. Taking the gun and hiding somewhere beside in the corner might help him along that line. Not like she's gonna see where he went anytime soon. He could be several houses down the street by the time she regains her sight. ?

My momma always said...'go ahead and run...you will come home at some point to either eat or sleep'

 

[Chris M]

My momma always said...'go ahead and run...you will come home at some point to either eat or sleep'

Thus is when you make plans to run off and join the circus.

 

[Nellieg]

Thus is when you make plans to run off and join the circus.

And at that point it would probably be the safest resolution for all parties... But something tells me that wisdom doesn't run in either gene pool... No proper paint tarp...etc... so likely before the circus he will try to get his things...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KNI]

I was going to say I spent my whole career painting on ladders (4'-40') and have never fallen off one. The little rug rat was the culprit there. lol

But in his defense that's something that seems funny when you're that young until you grow up and your kid does it to you. Then, it's not so funny.

Great, you beat the odds. Many others did not.

" Retrospective cohort study using data from the National Trauma Data Bank (2007–2017). All adult patients who sustained injuries following falls from scaffolds and as a comparator, falls from ladders, were identified using the external cause of injury codes. The primary outcome was differences in the type and severity of injuries between the groups.

A total of 183,853 patients were analyzed. Of these, 18,189 (9.9%) fell from scaffolds and 165,664 (90.1%) from ladders."

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KJRR]

And at that point it would probably be the safest resolution for all parties... But something tells me that wisdom doesn't run in either gene pool... No proper paint tarp...etc... so likely before the circus he will try to get his things...

I think the whole thing was faked. The fall looked fake and noone paints like that. Well maybe one guy here I can think of.
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