How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Metal Geezer]

“I told my wife I want to be cremated. She made an appointment for Tuesday.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

(may have posted this before..?..)?

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[LaBalbe]

The REAL reason Dave stocks up on 303:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Like a Boss...

 

[Jason B]

Well, in theory it works like this.
Take a piece if twine and run it through the box end of the 9mm.
Use the clips to attach the two ends of the twine to a door, preferably against a window.
Scatter the shells across the floor.
If an intruder tries to enter, you should hear the 9mm clinking on the window or door.
If he enters, you should hear the shells crunching under his feet.

Note 1: If you are a heavy sleeper like me, you won't hear shit, and wake up to an empty house.
Note 2: A 10mm works better, but where are you going to find one of those.

 

[5thranger]

Using gear oil as perfume also

 

[Chris M]

Using gear oil as perfume also

Or Hoppe's #9

 

[AzScorpion]

Or Hoppe's #9

I always like the smell of it. Only problem is it does permeate the room it's in and Annie wasn't to fond of it when one day I finally broke down and cleaned my guns on the breakfast bar.

 

[Chris M]

I always like the smell of it. Only problem is it does permeate the room it's in and Annie wasn't to fond of it when one day I finally broke down and cleaned my guns on the breakfast bar.

Jeanies not too fond of it either.
Grrrrrr...

 

[AzScorpion]

Jeanies not too fond of it either.
Grrrrrr...

What's funny is they think nothing of whipping out the nail polish remover and then the polish and stinking up the whole house with that. lol Now that stuff is strong! This is coming from someone who's been dealing with lacquers & urethanes for 42 years.

 

[Chris M]

What's funny is they think nothing of whipping out the nail polish remover and then the polish and stinking up the whole house with that. lol Now that stuff is strong! This is coming from someone who's been dealing with lacquers & urethanes for 42 years.

And we deal with that quietly because we love them.
And because sometimes they scare us.

 

[Nellieg]

What's funny is they think nothing of whipping out the nail polish remover and then the polish and stinking up the whole house with that. lol Now that stuff is strong! This is coming from someone who's been dealing with lacquers & urethanes for 42 years.

I don't complain about nail polish mostly because I am constantly looking for the remover to free something stuck...acetone is amazing stuff. Oddly my wife doesn't use nail polish remover so I'm having to find it for myslf

 

[LaBalbe]

@Tracy Bowman & @OrangeStreak taking their parking to a whole new level:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

RIP Bob Newhart

 

[5thranger]

And we deal with that quietly because we love them.
And because sometimes they scare us.

Only sometimes, surely you jest

 

[Metal Geezer]

Only sometimes, surely you jest

I never jest, and my name’s not Shirley. ?

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