How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[ranger 2020]

I can testify to this. Totaled my1997 Ranger and the thing didn't even stop. Only time I've been in a truck when an airbag went off. Not fun.

 

[MountainGoat]

I can testify to this. Totaled my1997 Ranger and the thing didn't even stop. Only time I've been in a truck when an airbag went off. Not fun.

The deer whistles don't work either. You just have to slow down and be on the lookout is the simple truth.

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

Ahhh, today is the day!!

 

[9zero1790]

 

[subquark]

I plowed through a decent buck in my '72 FJ40. That guy never had a chance because it was late afternoon with the sun in my eyes (no wussy tinted glass on that FJ) and it wasn't until after contact that my foot made it to the brakes. By the time my 4 drum brakes stopped me I was a few hundred feet down the road. I grabbed my collapsible .22 rifle and walked back to see if it was still alive ...

Well, it was in pieces and died instantly. Some entrails were hanging off the front leaf spring.

I was a lab assistant going to set up field camp for a geology class that arrived early evening. Several folks commented on the grisly deer guts, carcass chunks, and what-have-you. I never fessed up to being the killer ....

Ah, the glory days of youth!

 

[KNI]

This reminds me of a student party. The organizers kind of rented a full ferry for 2000-3000 people (happens yearly) and we had a blast there. We had some thing going on and in the end I gator taped 30-40 people pile up to a floor as a "human ball". Kind of like super gluing people to carpet..

After a while I freed them, but other oddities followed. But for those.. what happens on the boat, stays on the boat.

 

[twk]

Not a Ranger, but there was a deer involved, I thought I'd share. There were no winners.
Posted on Mustang Evolution a few years ago.

 

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