How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

Spoiler: Maybe NSFW?

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[Bob902]

 

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[9zero1790]

that one was great i know exactly how the shark feels...
anyone remember the micro machine cars? those lil %$#&^ hurt so bad to step on.

 

[BS67]

that one was great i know exactly how the shark feels...
anyone remember the micro machine cars? those lil %$#&^ hurt so bad to step on.

When my boy was real little those lil' plastic soldiers would wake ya up in the middle of the night!

 

[MountainGoat]

Local news had me rolling yesterday. They reported on a cookie dough recall. I figured it was salmonella since there have been plenty of recalls for that. Guess what it really was...wood chips!

How the hell do you get wood chips in your cookie dough? Is first shift making cookies and second shift a sawmill? Thank God I don't eat any garbage, I used to call it cardboard food I guess I should call it plywood food instead.

Nestle cookie dough recalled

 

[Bob902]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Supposedly true, but not confirmed...

 

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