How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[TXRangerTim]

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[LaBalbe]

That definitely belongs in the "Redneck" thread; all hail the King!

 

[Figarou]

Us truck drivers call 'em Schneider eggs. ?

 

[Figarou]

Meet his cousin, Ralph. ?

 

[Doc]

Meet his cousin, Ralph. ?

I am Groot …

 

[Figarou]

I am Groot …

Wife: I'm pregnant.

Dad: Hi pregnant, l'm dad.

Wife: No, you're not.

 

[Figarou]

 

[9zero1790]

Lea thompson is so damn fine... she looks kinda ehh in this picture but id eat the lint right outta her belly button. ?

 

[Figarou]

Lea thompson is so damn fine... she looks kinda ehh in this picture but id eat the lint right outta her belly button. ?

Right on the button. ?

 

[9zero1790]

Once upon a time- a small town punk ass kid had a old farm truck with a very stout front bumper. like a cattle guard walk around i beam bumper with grill and light guards- the works. it weighed 250 pounds, took 3 guys and a floor jack to install as well as overload springs on the front end to hold... in his small town was constant road construction on the tired farm to market roads. he and his chuckle head friends thought it hilarious to drive the farm truck into the construction barrels, mowing them down like weeds with the giant bumper. signs, smashed barrels, and lights would fly away at high speed and the truck went on with out a scratch. Silly laughs would commence. Stupid kids did this 4 nights in a row... Things changed on the 5th night. Apparently the construction crew did not see the same humor in it as the kids. on the 5th night a fresh line of new barrels were right near the shoulder, not another car around for miles. Pretty maids all in a row. However it was not as it seemed. The construction crew placed stacked buckets of water inside the first two barrels and several bags of quickcret inside the 3rd barrel. No one knows just how much cement mix and water met with farm truck that night. having the windows down didnt help. It was a hellofa mess. those kids never pulled that crap again. Took days to get the mix off the truck, out of hair and cost a new bench seat for the truck... the guy in middle seat apparently had too many greasy tacos ahead of the drive and the tacos let lose shortly after the 2nd barrel. Damn kids learned a lesson... I still got one of the buckets and a couple lights that landed in the truck bed in the garage. cant see one of those barrels without thinking back to how dumb we were.

 

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[Bob902]

Ain't that the truth!!!!!

 

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[Bob902]

Love Mals. However, hyper is an understatement!

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