How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Fawnbuster]

i laughed but its monkey drum worthy lol

Can I at least get a trunk monkey?

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[Fawnbuster]

Can I at least get a trunk monkey?

My wife has a Cricut machine now, I'm gonna have her make me a protected by Trunk Monkey sticker !

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[TXRangerTim]

How did this become their standard of measurement??

Would not want to meet the person that can drop 7 pool ball size turds. Or maybe out of curiosity see who big a person would be to could do that.

 

[Bob902]

Would not want to meet the person that can drop 7 pool ball size turds. Or maybe out of curiosity see who big a person would be to could do that.

Pretty sure first real meal after days of MRE's and this will be accomplished?

 

[TXRangerTim]

Pretty sure first real meal after days of MRE's and this will be accomplished?

We don't need more water. It's a dried food.
Three days later, why didn't you tell me to drink water with these? uuugggg

 

[9zero1790]

Can I at least get a trunk monkey?

i miss the trunk monkey ads they were always good for a chuckle. its been so long id almost forgotten about them. my favorite was the one about road rage and the monkey beats up the guy thats yelling.

 

[Bob902]

i miss the trunk monkey ads they were always good for a chuckle. its been so long id almost forgotten about them. my favorite was the one about road rage and the monkey beats up the guy thats yelling.

When I was teaching at our academy, I used to break up the instruction with trunk monkey and Terry Tate office linebacker videos

 

[TXRangerTim]

 

[9zero1790]

Probably not true, but then again not beyond the realm of possibility nowadays...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Synfulz]

When your damper has arrived.

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[Jason B]

Probably not true, but then again not beyond the realm of possibility nowadays...

"Accidentally"

 

[Jason B]

There was a kid named Arthur, that everyone called Artie.
He was kinda slow and would do anything for money.
Someone gave him a dollar to strangulate 3 people.
When caught, the headline read:
"Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar"

Back in the 70's, a woman went to buy a car at Hale Plymouth Chrysler dealership.
She wanted a very particular shade of yellow. She even brought in an ear of corn to show
exactly the color she wanted. But the dealership didn't have a car in that shade of yellow, so
she stormed out of the place, very angry for not be able to find the car she wanted.
When someone asks why she was so angry, they said:
"Hale had no Fury like the woman's corn"

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