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[9zero1790]

old but still worth a chuckle.

 

[9zero1790]

long video but a few of them are great

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Best,
Phil

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[9zero1790]

cant make this stuff up. apparently its a thing now. several cases of trying to "fumigate" officers while on duty.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a Breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to the complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.



He was charged battery of an officer, driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

 

[BS67]

cant make this stuff up. apparently its a thing now. several cases of trying to "fumigate" officers while on duty.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a Breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to the complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.



He was charged battery of an officer, driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Sounds like he didn't have any obstructions at all!

 

[Langwilliams]

A couple of my favorites that Tosh.O featured

 

[9zero1790]

It was Convoy, that made me want to drive a truck. And hopefully not many truck drivers out there chose that profession because of Duel.

some place in my garage is a mack model rs 700L emblem i "rescued" from a tired bull dog. my motivation was that it was the same year and model as the ducks truck lol. damn kids.
for the movie / mack sticklers yes more than one truck was used in the movie as the rubber ducks truck. rs700l was many of the stunt and driving shots while the RS712LST was used for longer drive shots as well as some of the cover / posters.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Jason B]

I hope this doesn't offend Scottish folk,

 

[Jason B]

A man went duck hunting and a gust of wind blew, his shotgun fell over and discharged, shooting him in his private parts.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK.

The damage was partly to your groin. There was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the birdshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was also some pretty extensive birdshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra... she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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