How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FasterGT350]

Not a win

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[FasterGT350]

True

 

[FasterGT350]

Great store

 

[Jason B]

Not here

True story. A female co-worker is looking to buy a new truck. She test drove a new Ridgeline and complained about the lack of power.

Higher education

Was it Rocky or Bullwinkle that went there?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And now for a musical interlude with a bit of marine biology mixed in...

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Phil in his younger days…

Hi Doc,

Scary as 17 was my car number when I raced... Day I got my undergrad BSME degree from University of Central Florida.

best.
Phil

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[Langwilliams]

Warning #2

I saw one with a couple across from a marriage counselor an he asks: "let's start with something you have in common"

Husband: "Well neither one of us suck d!(k"

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Hi Doc,

Scary as 17 was my car number when I raced... Day I got my undergrad BSME degree from University of Central Florida.

best.
Phil

Hi Folks,

It was a good day...Nov 17.... I received my engineering degree and my job offer from Ford Motor Co! Talk about Cloud 9....

Best,
Phil

 

[NotBudule]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Good to see Jake got new employment since he's been "cancelled" from State Farm commercials.

 

[NotBudule]

Good to see Jake got new employment since he's been "cancelled" from State Farm commercials.

Jake is out ? Was there an "incident "?

If based strictly on commercials , Farmers would be my insurance of choice...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Jake is out ? Was there an "incident "?

If based strictly on commercials , Farmers would be my insurance of choice...

I'd go with Allstate's Mayhem commercials

 

[P. A. Schilke]

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