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9zero1790
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ill pass on the stuffed butt whole. but, gotta give props to the lil trickster thats running the label machine. i bet they are still getting chuckles on it. Id give a nickel for them to need an old fashion price check on the item. remeber years back the cashiers all had the microphone - check stand 3, I need a check on stuffed butt hole...Thought I’ve seen it all butt guess not. What’s a meat lover to do? ?
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Remember Ozzy lives in LA. I agree California is too crazy, even lifelong Californians are fleeing
9zero1790
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true! If anyone knows when to bail due to things being too crazy its ozzy. ive heard ozzy is a pretty nice guy in real life. all the bat biting and stage shenanigans kinda overshadow his soft side. from the blizzard of ozz album, crazy train:
"Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate "
at one point i had that on vinyl and cassette i think lol.
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I’m not going to say who…. but a friend just called and asked if I would loan her $1300 to help pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I’m always willing to help out friends & family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, her brother called to let me know that she was lying and not to give her the money !! He went on to say that the real reason she wanted the $1300 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday
I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money anyway because we all need help at times.
A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money
My response…. so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!
If you laughed, your other friends may want to laugh too!! Go ahead & steal this…… I did!!!
I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the money anyway because we all need help at times.
A couple of hours later I get a call from the police station. It was her - crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money
My response…. so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!
If you laughed, your other friends may want to laugh too!! Go ahead & steal this…… I did!!!
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