I wrote another song !

[NotBudule]

A song came to me earlier for no particular reason , i shall call it " The Elephant in the Room" ... here go's it , oh , im pretty buzzed so if i get in trouble, its not really my fault , or bannable or anything cause my condition ... anyway , " The Elephant in the Room "...

Joined his forum, thought he was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
He took a trip , we went along
Never thought I'd be writing this song
Now Im starting to realize
I am living one big lie
Dave fucking hates me
Trust, Dave fucking hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard but my jokes wore thin till i had none
Then Dave went away !
He liked me for about an hour
After that, he kinda soured
Its all my fault , i make people mad
But he's not here
and thats kinda sad !
Dave fucking hates me !
Trust, Dave fucking hates me !

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[Tracy Bowman]

A song came to me earlier for no particular reason , i shall call it " The Elephant in the Room" ... here go's it , oh , im pretty buzzed so if i get in trouble, its not really my fault , or bannable or anything cause my condition ... anyway , " The Elephant in the Room "...

Joined his forum, thought he was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
He took a trip , we went along
Never thought I'd be writing this song
Now Im starting to realize
I am living one big lie
Dave fucking hates me
Trust, Dave fucking hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard but my jokes wore thin till i had none
Then Dave went away !
He liked me for about an hour
After that, he kinda soured
Its all my fault , i make people mad
But he's not here
and thats kinda sad !
Dave fucking hates me !
Trust, Dave fucking hates me !
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[Chris M]

A song came to me earlier for no particular reason , i shall call it " The Elephant in the Room" ... here go's it , oh , im pretty buzzed so if i get in trouble, its not really my fault , or bannable or anything cause my condition ... anyway , " The Elephant in the Room "...

Joined his forum, thought he was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
He took a trip , we went along
Never thought I'd be writing this song
Now Im starting to realize
I am living one big lie
Dave fucking hates me
Trust, Dave fucking hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard but my jokes wore thin till i had none
Then Dave went away !
He liked me for about an hour
After that, he kinda soured
Its all my fault , i make people mad
But he's not here
and thats kinda sad !
Dave fucking hates me !
Trust, Dave fucking hates me !

I am quite sure Dave does NOT hate you.

Nor do we!

But your song-writing skills could use some honing ?

 

[D Fresh]

Did Dave take another "break?"

 

[RedlandRanger]

Did Dave take another "break?"

I believe it is called "life" - as far as I know he hasn't taken a break, but life has been calling him more recently.

Gee, I was gone for 4 days on a backpacking trip and no one noticed.

 

[NotBudule]

oh , he hates you guys too

I believe it is called "life" - as far as I know he hasn't taken a break, but life has been calling him more recently.

Gee, I was gone for 4 days on a backpacking trip and no one noticed.

Cause you never come out to play , which you should, damn , is it me ? I think it's me ...

 

[RedlandRanger]

damn , is it me ? I think it's me ...

If you start asking yourself that question, the answer is usually yes.

 

[Figarou]

oh , he hates you guys too
Cause you never come out to play , which you should, damn , is it me ? I think it's me ...

 

[Blmpkn]

I wrote a song once..

"Get a honda fit, it's practical as shit, put a couple gallons in.. a hundred miles you'll git"

That's as far as I got. I imagine it as a hip hop video.. big bootys bouncin around.. buncha bling and what not...

 

[NotBudule]

If you start asking yourself that question, the answer is usually yes.

Yep , it's me , damn , can't even keep imaginary friends , which is really depressing cause they imaginary, and being imaginary , It seems like I should have a lot more of them , but that is not the case .. I guess I'm still not over Dave breaking up with me , but since he didn't even know we were dating , kinda hard to fault him ...

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I believe it is called "life" - as far as I know he hasn't taken a break, but life has been calling him more recently.

Gee, I was gone for 4 days on a backpacking trip and no one noticed.

Still…we love you Rob!

 

[AzScorpion]

A song came to me earlier for no particular reason , i shall call it " The Elephant in the Room" ... here go's it , oh , im pretty buzzed so if i get in trouble, its not really my fault , or bannable or anything cause my condition ... anyway , " The Elephant in the Room "...

Joined his forum, thought he was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued
He took a trip , we went along
Never thought I'd be writing this song
Now Im starting to realize
I am living one big lie
Dave fucking hates me
Trust, Dave fucking hates me
La, la, la love
I tried too hard but my jokes wore thin till i had none
Then Dave went away !
He liked me for about an hour
After that, he kinda soured
Its all my fault , i make people mad
But he's not here
and thats kinda sad !
Dave fucking hates me !
Trust, Dave fucking hates me !

No one hates you Robert. It's just been a hectic few weeks and I've been preoccupied but I'll make more time just for you. ? Btw, cool song but I wasn't sure if I should move this to the "Friday Night Drunk Posting" thread.?

 

[NotBudule]

. ? Btw, cool song but I wasn't sure if I should move this to the "Friday Night Drunk Posting" thread.?

Thats certainly how it was written , if i remember correctly... and ive been very "fragile" lately... Manopause perhaps ?

 

[AzScorpion]

Thats certainly how it was written , if i remember correctly... and ive been very "fragile" lately...

Manopause perhaps ?

Maybe you need these?

 

[NotBudule]

Maybe you need these?

Ehh, I can't be seen buying those ,maybe Dewalt has some that's a little more "manly" , if that's even possible ?, even my drinks have been on the feminine side lately ? idk , probably pick a fight tonight, get beat on a little, that usually does it...

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