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[Dr. Zaius]

Dam-it Dennis....I should've know better!!

Here you go.

This one's better.

Honest.

You can trust me.

Really...

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[AzScorpion]

Here you go.

This one's better.

Honest.

You can trust me.

Really...

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Ya know it's like an accident and you just have to look. Luckily this was much better than the first one or I'd have to bleach my eyes. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Ya know it's like an accident and you just have to look. Luckily this was much better than the first one or I'd have to bleach my eyes. ?

Now that you've commented positively on it, I can go back and edit the image.

Then everybody else gets...

 

[AzScorpion]

Now that you've commented positively on it, I can go back and edit the image.

Then everybody else gets...

Oh crap, don't put a dude in there! Retract, Retract, Retract....

Actually, I'm safe I can edit your posts.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Oh crap, don't put a dude in there! Retract, Retract, Retract....

Actually, I'm safe I can edit your posts.

Hey, no fair!

 

[ROBERTECOX]

y'all need to get a room

 

[9zero1790]

Here you go.

This one's better.

Honest.

You can trust me.

Really...

Spoiler

better, but she may be a minute or three too young lol.

 

[Figarou]

Lazier

The laziest person of them all. Read below. Source at link.

And who, you might rightfully ask, was Jeremiah Carlton? Well, his claim to fame was that he was the laziest man in history. According to his exceedingly short bio, “Englishman Jeremiah Carlton, heir to a large fortune at 19, promptly went to bed and stayed there for the next 70 years, just because he wanted to. More than 40 servants fed and bathed him until he died in bed at age 89.”

https://www.shorelinemedia.net/ocea...cle_480ccff9-4022-55c7-8da6-d8fe9a1dd6ed.html

 

[9zero1790]

The laziest person of them all. Read below. Source at link.






https://www.shorelinemedia.net/ocea...cle_480ccff9-4022-55c7-8da6-d8fe9a1dd6ed.html

wow. i thought i was lazy.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

better, but she may be a minute or three too young lol.

She's a pretty Asian lady.

She's probably 55 years old.

 

[Figarou]

Ok....wait a minute.

Did a thorough search on this.

The story of a British Aristocrat who died at 81 in 1987, having spent the bulk of his life in bed. Only his name wasn’t Jeremiah Carlton. It was Stephen Tennant. I suspect that Brainy History got the name wrong, because otherwise that would mean that there were TWO wealthy aristocrats who spent their lives ion bed, and that would be atrocious. For all we know, maybe there were more of them.

Stephen Tennant was the subject of a biography by Phillip Hoare, which was published by Penguin in 1992. You’d think that Hoare had a pretty cushy job, writing the bio of a man who spent most of his life in bed. But apparently he wasn’t quite as lethargic as rumor (and The Big Book of WEirdos ) makes him out to be:

It is popularly believed that he spent the last 17 years of his life in bed at his family manor at Wilsford cum Lake, Wiltshire, which he had redecorated by Syrie Maugham. Though undoubtedly idle, he was not truly lethargic: he made several visits to the United States and Italy, and struck up many new friendships, despite his later reputation as a recluse. This became increasingly true only towards the last years of his life. Yet even then, his life was not uneventful: he became landlord to V. S. Naipaul who immortalised Tennant in his novel The Enigma of Arrival.

http://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/03/books/the-man-who-stayed-in-bed.html

http://www.amazon.com/Serious-Pleasures-Life-Stephen-Tennant/dp/0241124166

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Tennant

 

[Langwilliams]

I worked with a guy that was a big Beach Boys fan an he told me about how Brian Wilson stayed in bed for 2 or 3 years while in a depressive state. Some one went in to interview him an he was wearing a shirt that said "I'm a fucking genius!" Bare naked ladies did a song about the ordeal.

 

[FasterGT350]

Fight starts

 

[FasterGT350]

Trouble at the work site

 

[FasterGT350]

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