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[Dr. Zaius]

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[9zero1790]

great body but dog face.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

great body but dog face.

"Butterface"

"Everything's great but 'er face"

I'm sure the gals have a similar connotation for guys.

 

[9zero1790]

 

[Metal Geezer]

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Lapse in Judgement.....

 

[9zero1790]

oh man i remember having a chucky cheese / show bizz pizza party as a kid. we got in so much trouble. they had a person in a mouse suit going around waving and giving hugs. me and about six of my little delinquent buddies ambushed the mouse lol. tackled it at the knees and then we pull it around by the tail. didnt get far maybe six feet. but pretty good for kindergarten kids ! my mom was so mad. got my butt tanned for that stunt.
They also had the animatronic mouse band that played happy birthday and one told stupid jokes.

 

[9zero1790]

If you can keep people from filling plastic bags with gas, it may slow down.

wonder how far she made it before it was all over. fire hazard like crazy. fried rice...

 

[Figarou]

wonder how far she made it before it was all over. fire hazard like crazy. fried rice...

I've seen worse.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-...hortage-man-fills-garbage-can-at-12167150.php


And it's going to happen like those toilet paper rolls.

 

[KJRR]

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oh man i remember having a chucky cheese / show bizz pizza party as a kid. we got in so much trouble. they had a person in a mouse suit going around waving and giving hugs. me and about six of my little delinquent buddies ambushed the mouse lol. tackled it at the knees and then we pull it around by the tail. didnt get far maybe six feet. but pretty good for kindergarten kids ! my mom was so mad. got my butt tanned for that stunt.
They also had the animatronic mouse band that played happy birthday and one told stupid jokes.

You were the kind of kids my daughters hated. They worked at cec and would come home complaining about the unsupervised little delinquents that would attack them while in costume.
I told them to stick thier arm out while turning around and "accidentally" smack them in the head. ?
It did teach them to complete college and get better jobs I guess.

 

[9zero1790]

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You were the kind of kids my daughters hated. They worked at cec and would come home complaining about the unsupervised little delinquents that would attack them while in costume.
I told them to stick thier arm out while turning around and "accidentally" smack them in the head. ?
It did teach them to complete college and get better jobs I guess.

yes we were! glad i could influence them in a positive way

 

[9zero1790]

I've seen worse.

https://www.chron.com/news/houston-...hortage-man-fills-garbage-can-at-12167150.php


And it's going to happen like those toilet paper rolls.

good gravy... guys like that are the ones that get other people hurt. He deserves some handcuffs. Reckless endangerment on the roadway or something.

 

[9zero1790]

 

[Doublerock]

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