How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[FasterGT350]

Dinner

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[KNI]

I actually made an attempt to watch the Iron Sky movie once.

I failed in my attempt.

Need a vomit emoji here.

Knowing one person from the production team, I've not even tried.

 

[Langwilliams]

15 Percent

so you break up right after Thanksgiving an start looking again on Feb 15th?

 

[AzScorpion]

15 Percent

 

[FasterGT350]

She asked for it

 

[Gsxrdoug]

 

[Gsxrdoug]

 

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[Gsxrdoug]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Marpater]

A guy was in a bar drinking beer. He would finish his beer, pull out his wallet and look at a picture of his wife, order another beer take out his wallet and looks at a picture of his wife. He did this several times, finally, the bartender asks, why after you finish a beer you take out your wallet and look at a picture of your wife.

The guy says as soon as she starts looking better to me, I go home.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Not really a joke per se, but an interesting picture.

Careful walking in the woods.

Do you see the danger here?

It's pointed out in the spoiler.

Spoiler

 

[Gsxrdoug]

Python?

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