How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

And ..

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[AzScorpion]

T shirt here in Sedona. lol

 

[Tracy Bowman]

And ..

That's a good daddy!

 

[AzScorpion]

That's a good daddy!

I don't think he had much choice. lol ?

 

[Doc]

nothing can beat youth and horsepower..

 

[ElSolo]

Here's my submission to this thread: The Nissan Frontier.

I'll be here all week, folks.

 

[Doc]

ATM

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Doc]

And...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[AzScorpion]

Hi Phil,

Mine have been preparing for the virus for years.

 

[ROBERTECOX]

They sell these at Victoria's Secret...but not as face masks

 

[Obijack]

Bar jokes:

A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here. “

A bishop walk straight into a bar the bartender says, “you can’t do that. Bishops can only move diagonally. “

A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “what are you looking at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar?“
The guy replies, “no, it’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A weasel walks into a bar. “You’re under age, “says the bartender. “I can’t serve you alcohol so what would you like?”
“Pop, “goes the weasel.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Not really a joke per se, but an excellent case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time...

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