How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[5thranger]

Love it I have two Border Collies.

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[twk]

When you are an American father...

Took me a good minute to get that one.
Oops, had to edit to reference which post that was about.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

Love is blind...

 

[Doc]

Love is blind...

Huh, All my ex-wives.. that’s classified information …

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Huh, All my ex-wives.. that’s classified information …

They out there breaking other hearts now...

I don't have an ex-wife, but if I did, the one on the top right is giving the look she would give me when I said, "Hey Baby, how 'bout some sexy time!"

 

[Chris M]

Love is blind...

Sad to think somewhere along the line someone told them that would look good on them.

Even sadder that they believed that lie.

 

[Jason B]

I guess we didn't know that the milk man was the grand father of DoorDash, Grubhub, and Uber Eats.

 

[Doc]

 

[LaBalbe]

Sad to think somewhere along the line someone told them that would look good on them.

Even sadder that they believed that lie.

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say that they must have been tweaked out on some pretty hardcore chemicals, and not that someone in full possession of their mental faculties would choose to do that to themselves. I mean, hell, they all look tweaked out in those pics anyway.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

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