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[TXRangerTim]

amen. i wonder if the hair was dark when he was young. would have looked like Sasquatch if he was in the woods with no shirt.

I shot bigfoot!! oh shit it's just Leeroy.

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[P. A. Schilke]

titto is still in winter mode i guess?

Hi Mark,

Yep...still in brumation...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Margie is getting tired of him blocking her toe kick. First of April we will start the process to wake him up...85° baths 4 times a day for about a week. They awaken based on ground temperature being above 60° but he seems to be happy to sleep in the house at 72°.....

Best,
Phil

 

[9zero1790]

Hi Mark,

Yep...still in brumation...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Margie is getting tired of him blocking her toe kick. First of April we will start the process to wake him up...85° baths 4 times a day for about a week. They awaken based on ground temperature being above 60° but he seems to be happy to sleep in the house at 72°.....

Best,
Phil

Thank you Phil! if someone did not know about turtles and saw him like that they might think he kicked the bucket as he is so still and not moving for long. I wonder if turtles have dreams?

 

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[Figarou]

funny but sad. as it is totally true.

Ahhh...the infamous reflection of the person taking a picture of an item. (See the guy with the camera on the trophy?)


Just make sure you are not naked when doing so. ?

 

[9zero1790]

Ahhh...the infamous reflection of the person taking a picture of an item. (See the guy with the camera on the trophy?)


Just make sure you are not naked when doing so. ?

it isnt me. thats a internet image i lifted. if it was my reflection yall would see i giant beer belly and buck teeth.

 

[Figarou]

it isnt me. thats a internet image i lifted. if it was my reflection yall would see i giant beer belly and buck teeth.

Of course. Same goes for the little teapot, short and stout. ?

 

[Nellieg]

it isnt me. thats a internet image i lifted. if it was my reflection yall would see i giant beer belly and buck teeth.

And a little stubby

 

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[Synfulz]

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