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I just got a email ad for etrailer.com for a gorilla - lift tailgate assist. Some of you will like/need the speed yellow stripe on your cars also. ROTFLOL
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Fully agreed.The plating of that is impeccable.
Gordon would be proud!
The presentation is every bit as important as the meal itself for a true epitome of an exemplary dining experience.
Note the clean cuts and the distinct separation of the ingredients.
Only Neanderthals use that premixed stuff.
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FIRST TEXT MESSAGE
Hi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
- Saul
Feeling enraged and betrayed, Morris grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat on the sofa.
Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo in my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
Hi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt & hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
- Saul
Feeling enraged and betrayed, Morris grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat on the sofa.
Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:
Hi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo in my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darn Spell-Check had changed "wi-fi" to "wife." Technology, huh? It'll be the death of us.
