How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Jason B]

Talk about the sh*t hitting the fan!

With that, its going to hit more than just the fan.

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[lawrench]

I rear-ended a car this morning… the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!
He looked up at me and said, “I am NOT Happy!”
So I said, “Well, which one ARE you then?”

that is just bad...

 

[9zero1790]

Soak in warm water. The air volume in the bucket will expand and pop the bucket. About 80'C (180'F) or so, boiling water might deform the bucket. The excess you can use to boil tea.

wish i knew that before temporarily disabling myself lol.

 

[Chris M]

that is just bad...

Falls under the "Dad Jokes" category for sure.

 

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[Megawatt]

Ok, here is your hint if you can’t see it.…..

Your #1 ?

 

[Chris M]

Ok, here is your hint if you can’t see it.…..

Your #1 ?

I wonder what they named him/her?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I wonder what they named him/her?

Flipper?

 

[Bob902]

I wonder what they named him/her?

I was going with f#$@face

 

[Megawatt]

I wonder what they named him/her?

Come here fugger?

 

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[BS67]

 

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