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[Doc]

Mmmmmm.
Grilled (Easter Bunny) Rabbit
Rabbit is best cooked on the BBQ grill whole with the ribcage split and flattened. Add your favorite barbecue sauce or just some simple olive oil and herbs then grill whole for about 30-40 minutes. Rest, then chop and serve to your happy guests for a high protein, lean alternative to chicken this grilling season!

Course Dinner, Main Dish Cuisine Comfort food, Farm fresh Prep Time 5 minutes Cook Time 40 minutes Passive Time 10 minutes Servings servings INGREDIENTS 1 whole Rabbit fryer 1 cup BBQ Sauce I always use "Spicy Plum Sauce" from the Ball Blue Book Assorted veggies for grilling Note: Doesn’t work with Chocolate Bunnies …

 

[Grumpaw]

Ya might be a Redneck if...
You come to a STOP sign and STOP, and then you wait for a green GO sign ...
You drive up on a Parkway, and, well, Park, and wonder why everyone else is honking their horn's and cussing at you...

 

[KNI]

Yup, and quite significantly more. A decent one costs you 250,000$ and they go up to 500,000$. Throw in a nice electronic scaling & wrapping hay balling machine and you'll be looking 1,000,000$ from your pocket. And don't even ask how much a harvester (field or forest, makes no difference) costs.

P.S. On the "Ostrobothnia (region)" young people go to town with the tractors to meet the chicks. There is even tractor roads beside the paved roads so you can comfortably go to the town to present what you got.

P.P.S. Bough a new wheat drier few years back, and will be paying that for next 10 years

 

[9zero1790]

city prissy girls just need a good ride on a red tractor and then they are closet redneck hoes for life...

 

[Figarou]

Ya might be a Redneck if...
You come to a STOP sign and STOP, and then you wait for a green GO sign ...
You drive up on a Parkway, and, well, Park, and wonder why everyone else is honking their horn's and cussing at you...

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

If the front of your car says 'DODGE', do you really need a horn?


A few more to ponder ?

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

If you wear an antennae to a wedding, would the reception be better?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?


Come to think of it? Why IS this cow laughing? ?

 

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My Hero ..

 

[KNI]

Come to think of it? Why IS this cow laughing? ?

Meds.. mmmmh..

 

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