How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Bob902]

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[LaBalbe]

When hot-air ballooners go lawn bowling....

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This reminds me of an instance of immediate comeback burn that I witnessed years ago.

I was in the car with a group of co-workers from another office and a couple of those guys were apparently always ribbing each other.

We passed by a pasture and the one guy says "Hey, there's some of your type out there!"

So the other replies "Yeah, she does like you".

"How's that?"

"She nuzzles my ass"

Show stopper

 

[Synfulz]

 

[Cmar]

Is that the doorway into a Walmart?

 

[Cmar]

Oh Boo Hoo people pick on me!

And nobody will hire me!

WARNING! Not Safe After Eating

A few "slight" body modifications.

No nudity or anything, just disgusting and abjectly stupid.

And I suspect a bit of mental illness in there as well.

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Another challenge for Terry and Paul on Botched!

 

[Cmar]

If I'm chubby but choose to identify as thin, does that make me a Transfat?

Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who turned up late to his self help group to find that all the good seats had already been taken?

 

[9zero1790]

Is that the doorway into a Walmart?

doorway to a penicillin shot at the VD clinic is what it looks like....
oh the building - yes its a wal mart lol

 

[Cmar]

doorway to a penicillin shot at the VD clinic is what it looks like....
oh the building - yes its a wal mart lol

Of course it is. As Australians we were warned about WalMart by US friends, the internet is full of Walmart jokes, and I must say when we did finally visit one, it didn't fail to deliver.

 

[Synfulz]

???

 

[KNI]

Mad Max - Magpie

https://news.sky.com/story/birds-have-learned-to-use-anti-bird-spikes-to-build-their-nests-12919522

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And not funny, but pretty awesome...

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