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Glad to hear that all is well with you guys. Tito pops into my mind every time I see something tortoise-related (granted, not that often).

Here's an upcoming candidate:

Maybe not. Presumably, if they found out that the hiker was ignoring them because it was an unknown number, it means that the fool survived long enough for them to ask "Why TF didn't you pick up the d*** phone?!?!?!?!"

I mean, I ignore calls from unknown numbers as much as anyone else, but if I was lost in the woods, and kept seeing the same number pop up, I'd go ahead and answer it.

He seems to have an interest in home-building, too.

I'm just amazed at how long it took the buddies to react and move out of the way. The Jeep was practically on top of them before they decided to get out of the way. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume that it was a "deer in the headlights" moment.

...and the damn things are mean, too. I can see going after an iguana, but odds are if you shot a goose the rest of the damn flock would attack you. Especially the city ones; I swear they're more vicious than hockey enforcers when their star player gets "boarded".

Didn't one of them die last year? They had the whole celebration ready, only to find out that it had died overnight? I seem to recall something like that, but can't remember where or which one.

Boy, when they get back from that trip, Annie's going to need a container ship for all of her shopping!

Well, now we know where Dave went. He left us for the art restoration world! I'm thinking that we'll see an increase in dampers used in modern art sculptures soon.

I know that you mean catalytic converters, but the first image that popped into my head was something like this: and then I started picturing a police line-up with a bunch of suspects covered in scratches.

That is disgusting. Some people have no respect for anything, and yet have the audacity to demand it for themselves.

That, and there needs to be a "facepalm" emoji under the "Like" button across all social media.

“Management was not able to fully comprehend and keep track of the details of what was happening on the ground,” he said. He also acknowledged that workers were feeling pressure to cut corners My wife is free-lance, and was approached to do contract work for Toyota. One of the caveats was...

I don't think that there's an app, but I've found that it's pretty mobile-friendly nonetheless.

Kind of ironic that it's a French company that stretched out an H1, considering that it's already too wide to fit down most European streets to begin with. Personally, I kind of dig the 400 hp 2CV (CV stands for "chevaux", which is French for "Horses"; this car originally had just 2hp when it...

Ouch, that's just cold!

I don't know. Honestly, that could probably be a few hundred different people and/or fictional characters, depending on what and how much you've been drinking.