How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[KJRR]

More likely phishing or some other nefarious activity

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[a6m5]

There was this blonde who was sick & tired of all the blonde jokes every where she went. In fact, she was so sick of it she dyed her hair black & decided to go for drive in the countryside to forget it all.

A couple of hours into the beautiful scenic drive she's forced to pull over due to sheeps blocking the road. Sheeps were very cute & she decides to play with them for while. A shepherd sees this & he couldn't believe how good she was with his sheeps. He tells her she can keep one of the sheeps if she'd like, she's very excited to hear that.

All the sheeps were so cute, but there was one that seemed extra excited & playful & she picks that one. "I want this one!"... Shepherd hesitates for a second and tells her "If I could guess your true hair color can I have my dog back?"

 

[5thranger]

I love you very long time Joe

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[LaBalbe]

Years ago I saw a rebuttal to this. It went something along the lines of

"Of course God made man first. You always make a rough draft before making the final copy."

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[LaBalbe]

Gee, I wonder why...?

 

[LaBalbe]

There's rumors that Lamborghini is going to break into the minivan market.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

There's rumors that Lamborghini is going to break into the minivan market.

The Japanese have already beat them to it.

 

[Doc]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

 

[Fordup]

 

[5thranger]

Looks like dad needs to invest in 15cent condom.

 

[KJRR]

Looks like dad needs to invest in 15cent condom.

Nope, looks he was driving the Catholic sportster.

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