How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[9zero1790]

dammit if that almost didnt get me in trouble at work! majority of co workers are female and several mexican. ? it was all i could do not to giggle out loud... true story. ive known several simply elegant mexican girls and then one child they look like luis guzman...

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From Amazing But True Military Stories!

 

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And more military humor...

 

[MountainGoat]

And more military humor...

A marine told me had to sweep water off the sidewalk in the pouring rain "until it was dry" because he snuck off to get a candy bar from a vending machine. Such a weird story.

 

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What a jackass

 

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What a jackass

He was influenced by one of the greatest creative geniuses of our time.

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He was influenced by one of the greatest creative geniuses of our time.

Just check this out.

Prepare to be amazed starting at 21 seconds in, and then bask in the awesome for the next 2 minutes.

I think she is just remembering and vocalizing all the times John Lennon beat her.

Another moment where you realize unless you beat two wives and a son you are less violent then the man who wrote "Give Peace a Chance". ?

 

[dtech]

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