How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[MountainGoat]

Never had a tail light stolen. But I did have my tailgate stolen. It was from a 1991 Ranger back in 1992. That was my 1st Ranger. Tells you how long this has been going on. Makes me wonder what was the 1st car part to be stolen. Those lanterns from the Model T?

If a thief wants something, he'll try and take it. Even if it's out in the open and in front of everybody. There's cameras out there. That's not stopping them. Hoodies are the favorite clothing for them. ?

My Tacoma came with a tailgate lock. $20 piece of metal that covered some bolt or something. That was apparently a big thing, lot of sorry looking Tacomas driving around with those silly looking nets on instead of a tailgate.

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[Figarou]

My Tacoma came with a tailgate lock. $20 piece of metal that covered some bolt or something. That was apparently a big thing, lot of sorry looking Tacomas driving around with those silly looking nets on instead of a tailgate.

Yup....ended up with a net on my Ranger.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Figarou]

Car Freshener walking/jogging trail. Click the Google maps link below.



https://www.google.com/maps/@43.9954674,-75.9470015,511m/data=!3m1!1e3?authuser=0&entry=ttu

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This is me when I walk through a spiderweb on the trail...

 

[KNI]

IDK why but the clip where the pipe lets loose and knocks the guy to the ground then rolls over him was the funniest !

The warning signs on all the farm equipment used to crack me up too. Yall know the ones i mean, with the stick figure getting wrapped around the PTO or mangled in a bailer

Sad story is that these instructional work safety videos are usually made from actual events. On a workplace where I used to be the work safety instructions were pretty strict (for a reason) and we had to lay off quite a bunch of people for not following them.

After I left that place there was an incident where one guy did not follow up the instructions and got a 1" rebar iron through his abdomen. Survived, but what's life without the guts? How does it compare to meeting quota? Or to few comments from supervisor? Or next salary?

When looking these, I do know they feel like comedy, but do consider if the next paycheck is worth a missing leg or your kids going without a mother/father (and without the paycheck).

 

[Figarou]

Nope......not Rain-deer. ?

 

[MountainGoat]

Sad story is that these instructional work safety videos are usually made from actual events. On a workplace where I used to be the work safety instructions were pretty strict (for a reason) and we had to lay off quite a bunch of people for not following them.

After I left that place there was an incident where one guy did not follow up the instructions and got a 1" rebar iron through his abdomen. Survived, but what's life without the guts? How does it compare to meeting quota? Or to few comments from supervisor? Or next salary?

When looking these, I do know they feel like comedy, but do consider if the next paycheck is worth a missing leg or your kids going without a mother/father (and without the paycheck).

In China they love to make these videos. There was a news station getting posted around awhile back...cause they kept making CGI reenactments of the crimes they reported on. The most ridiculous was some guy who ran into a kindergarten and started stabbing kids. So of course the news station made a CGI video of it complete with angry Chinese man stabbing away, kids falling over and dying and teachers screaming. F'n weird.

 

[MountainGoat]

They were probably yapping about abortion or something immarite!

 

[Crow_of_judgement]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

They were probably yapping about abortion or something immarite!

I wonder if all-female spacewalks will now become even more rare...

 

[9zero1790]

i recall some semi sexist jokes from years ago after some of the cargo and sar flights were all female crews. they renamed the aircraft "cockpits" to the tool boxes...
ill walk away now

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[MountainGoat]

I wonder if all-female spacewalks will now become even more rare...

We might have some unplanned ones the way it's going. Anyone remember this?

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