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I think that one just worries most of the guys lolOk Mark, @9zero1790, we need a trophy for this one!Laughed so hard I cried!
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Hey Tracy, anyone on the forum you want to ask about stabbing pains? ?Ok Mark, @9zero1790, we need a trophy for this one!
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At a Church Service one Sunday, a Mississippi pastor said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one that our church community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Listen carefully, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Church family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one that our church community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Listen carefully, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Church family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Sharknado movies all day on the SYFY channel. my favorite scene
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Of course not!Hey Tracy, anyone on the forum you want to ask about stabbing pains? ?
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So I was at the bar the other night and 2 very large women with accents were sitting across from me.
I say "cool accents, are you ladies from Scotland?"
One of them yells, "It Wales you idiot!"
I said, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"
I don't remeber much after that. ?
I say "cool accents, are you ladies from Scotland?"
One of them yells, "It Wales you idiot!"
I said, "OK, are you two whales from Scotland?"
I don't remeber much after that. ?
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I like those crazy Sharknado movies, but glad we no longer get SYFY channel. That’s all my husband used to watch. A little dab will do ya in my opinion.?
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