How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Jason B]

Yeah. Like spending a million dollars on a study to determine if it's feasible to spend a million dollars on road repairs.

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[Figarou]

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[LaBalbe]

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The look on his face is priceless; at least he realized what he read and wasn't just droning on completely checked out.

 

[LaBalbe]

Florida Man; they're not just in Florida anymore....

 

[LaBalbe]

This is a joke, right? It has to be....

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KJRR]

The look on his face is priceless; at least he realized what he read and wasn't just droning on completely checked out.

Not so sure he caught on as he read 2 of those in a row. After the first I would not have announced the second one.
Edit: not to mention I would have been laughing too hard to continue on.

 

[LaBalbe]

Not so sure he caught on as he read 2 of those in a row. After the first I would not have announced the second one.

It looks like he was semi on auto-pilot, and realized the first one but his brain had already told his mouth to say the second and couldn't stop it.

Kind of like every guy who answers the "Does this make me look fat?" question with anything other than an automatic "Of course not, dear!"; dad, granddad, uncle, and every other male adult figure in his life have tried to drill it into him since he first looked at a girl, but until he steps on that landmine a couple of times, his brain hasn't been properly wired.

 

[MountainGoat]

Ha I have one of these saved:

Is this man part of the problem or the whole problem?

 

[Bob902]

Ha I have one of these saved:

Is this man part of the problem or the whole problem?

That's righteous?

 

[Figarou]

Ha I have one of these saved:

Is this man part of the problem or the whole problem?

Right up there with this problem. ?

 

[MountainGoat]

Right up there with this problem. ?

Ha how are you gonna see a full-on clown with pie in hand coming towards you and relax around him. My hand is gonna be on my CCW.

 

[Figarou]

Ha how are you gonna see a full-on clown with pie in hand coming towards you and relax around him. My hand is gonna be on my CCW.

He'll be denying everything just like the other guy.

"What pie? I never had a pie."


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[MountainGoat]

He'll be denying everything just like the other guy.

"What pie? I never had a pie."


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He was a good clown he dindo nuffin. He had started a promising balloon twisting career and was going to a top clown school.

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