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DrPerez007

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Lady takes her sick dog to the vet. Vet takes a couple of minutes to examine the dog, tells the lady he's sorry but he can't help her dog. Lady gets upset and says "how can you just come up with that, you didn't do any testing!" Vet says okay, hang on. He leaves the room and comes back with a cat, sets it on the table and it walks around the sick dog, sniffs a few times, looks at the Vet and shakes it's head no. Vet swaps the cat for a dog, it puts its Paws on the table and leans in and sniffs the dog, looks at the Vet and shakes it's head no.

Vet takes his dog out and returns with a bill for $1200 bucks! The lady comes unglued and demands to know why the bill is so high!?! Vet says "well, I didn't charge you for the office visit, but that Cat scan and Lab fee, those are expensive...
 


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Been there, done that.


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