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Jason B

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A man sits down one Sunday waiting for the game to start.
He calls to his wife in the kitchen "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
His wife gladly brings him a beer.
About 20 minutes later, he calls again "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
A little miffed, she brings another beer.
About 20 minutes later, he calls again "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
She runs in to the living room, yelling "Who do you think I am? A maid? Get up and get you own beer."
The man says, "Oh Lord! It started!"
 

Dr. Zaius

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If I did that after I get the tool that's on sale at Home Depot, everyone will think I'm crazy.

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But will the cat think you are so crazy that you need to be put down? :devil:

And let's see if we can offend some nerds...

The Force.webp
 
 








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