How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

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[Doc]

 

[FasterGT350]

We're fixin' it this year

 

[9zero1790]

he is a creepy guy. i think he was tried for murder using a bladed weapon. not just in movies like reality. lol.

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Merry Christmas sweetheart...

 

[Figarou]

Whew

 

[Figarou]

 

[Jason B]

A man sits down one Sunday waiting for the game to start.
He calls to his wife in the kitchen "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
His wife gladly brings him a beer.
About 20 minutes later, he calls again "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
A little miffed, she brings another beer.
About 20 minutes later, he calls again "Honey, can you bring me a beer before it starts?"
She runs in to the living room, yelling "Who do you think I am? A maid? Get up and get you own beer."
The man says, "Oh Lord! It started!"

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Modern Christmas mornings...

 

[Figarou]

Modern Christmas mornings...

Exactly

I rather have cash

 

[Doc]

 

[Figarou]

If I did that after I get the tool that's on sale at Home Depot, everyone will think I'm crazy.

?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If I did that after I get the tool that's on sale at Home Depot, everyone will think I'm crazy.

?

But will the cat think you are so crazy that you need to be put down?

And let's see if we can offend some nerds...

 

[Figarou]

But will the cat think you are so crazy that you need to be put down?

If the tool I received was free, maybe. ?

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