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Thank You, I have been striving for the award. :sunglasses: :beer::flag:
it was well deserved lol. I had a date with a girl that said she wanted take her car but i could drive since she didnt know the way . i said ok no problem. she owned a damn prius. ?That was the last date. blocked her number.
 


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Back in the late 1990s we purchased tickets to Bristol nascar race, in the then brand new Allison grand stands . As we settled in to our seats we noticed some drops of "water" dropping in the area of our seats. It was from the plumbing pipes below the suits above us. About 10 of us vacated the seats and were standing at the top of the stands. Long story short, we were escorted up to a suite. Fully stocked with food and drinks. Way cool, right?

In the fancy suite, the sound was muted, there was no smell of gas or burning rubber, it was like watching on TV. I would much rather be in the stands.

As one of my dirt racing fan friends always said. "If there isn't dirt in your drink you are not really at the races"
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