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Mcdonald's that's all I can afford after buying toys for the Ranger.:)

That makes my buttocks pucker just looking at that.

Oh yeah i remember that its where you put the bumper jack

My get home Bag is my wife.

Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran...

I call mine Caitlyn Jenner because the Tranny when cold, bucks and shutters until it warms up, I will change the name once I get it fixed:)

I have a coworker that got the fx package he is from Bosnia he can't figure out how to use have of the controls in his truck it's a wonder he even makes it to work. Lol

Got my first one yesterday pulled up to the gas pump opened the door and the wind was blowing so hard and slammed it into a concrete post got a small crease in it, needless to say cuss words were flying.

With all that chrome you put on i bet you added 50 hp, btw truck looks good

Yep same here

After retiring I went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. the woman behind the counter asked for my drivers license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come...

Nothing, there just decorations

Yep i was wondering the same thing

SIGNS OF WEAR You may be getting older: When your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one, I can’t do both!” When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the...

Yeah i told the wife to get a second job so i could buy more goodies for the truck, she showed me her middle finger i guess that means NO, maybe i will try a go fund me ,it is a good cause lol.

I think Bill Gates is doing the same thing:LOL:

Had that problem yesterday ,it wasn't recognizing my phone had to reboot my phone twice and finally it worked sounds like you got some other crap going on ,your under warranty have it checked out.

I'm sure you have sync 3 I have the XL 2020 and it has it.

I think the price there selling the step they should throw in a damper for free

Taking the wife gambling in Nevada probably lose my ass and have to walk home lol