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Wife: "A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store." "They gave me another one free of charge." Husband: "Wow, I’m shocked they had good customer service."

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since.

I was in a taxi the other day. The driver said..."I love my job. I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do." I said... "Yeah, cool.......turn left here."

I recently joined a nudist colony. The 1st few days was the hardest.

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like ....well damn.

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Dad: Last night I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Family: Oh no! Are you ok? Dad: Not sure. I was in the hospital for the whole night waiting to be seen. ?

Or...... I found a buck in my truck. ?

You know what to do. ?

If you see a wave......wave back. ?