I've had a wild ride the last 4 years. Lived in a 2017 4x4 Sprinter for a couple years, then with the campgrounds getting flooded with people during the pandemic, I "settled down" on a ranch in Montana. The ranch wasn't meant to be my forever spot and life/career brought me back to the Denver...
For some reason, he felt it would be cool to park it next to a TRX they just got in... Gee thanks for making the day feel like a big deal!
At least he let me start the TRX and rev it a bit to rub more salt in the wound.