You might be a Redneck if...

[Jason B]

Apparently, back in Roman times it was a sponge on a stick, so you've got yourself a redneck historian there.

This particular utensil served a crucial purpose in the daily lives of ancient Romans, providing a means to clean themselves after defecating.
Due to this shared atmosphere, the xylospongium was also frequently shared among users.

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[AzScorpion]

Now I've seen it all.....Redneck shower curtain!

 

[Cmar]

This particular utensil served a crucial purpose in the daily lives of ancient Romans, providing a means to clean themselves after defecating.
Due to this shared atmosphere, the xylospongium was also frequently shared among users.

No wonder their empire fell!

 

[Cmar]

Now I've seen it all.....Redneck shower curtain!

You know there is a sort of cunning cleverness about that.

 

[philanderer]

 

[5thranger]

Redneck TP? I can see using it.

I think that is a turd knife actually.

 

[Nellieg]

Remind me not to use that to spread chocolate icing

 

[5thranger]

Remind me not to use that to spread chocolate icing

I think it is already doing that.

 

[LaBalbe]

From https://thechive.com/humor/adding-h.../?utm_postid=5129537&utm_editor=5129537_ryder

 

[Motorpsychology]

From https://thechive.com/humor/adding-h.../?utm_postid=5129537&utm_editor=5129537_ryder

Gotta be Photoshopped. Who would spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on three chop jobs and then cook on a $5 Craigslist grill?

Then again, this is the Redneck thread...

 

[Cmar]

From https://thechive.com/humor/adding-h.../?utm_postid=5129537&utm_editor=5129537_ryder

Could of at least left the rear windows in, incase of rain.

 

[AzScorpion]

I kind of like it.

 

[Murphie]

I think that is a turd knife actually.

Reddit user? Known as a 'poop knife' on that site.

 

[AzScorpion]

Reddit user? Known as a 'poop knife' on that site.

Also known to describe most Reddit users.

No offense to you Jim if you're on there but from the brief times I've been on there it's more toxic than Tacoma World.

 

[Cmar]

I kind of like it.

That would be a bonus for flood prone areas!

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