Lets play a game, how OCD are you?

[Chris M]

What about the adage that there are two types of people, sit-down wipers and stand-up wipers? Folding is much more efficient, but can you image standing up to wipe with a wad? How in holy heck can you get clean that way?
I have a bide adaptor on my toilet, I'm an efficient sit-down wiper using one or two folded squares at a time (depending on TP quality), and boast a clean a$$. What else do you want to know about me?

Not a damned thing, sir. ?

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[AzScorpion]

What about the adage that there are two types of people, sit-down wipers and stand-up wipers? Folding is much more efficient, but can you image standing up to wipe with a wad? How in holy heck can you get clean that way?
I have a bide adaptor on my toilet, I'm an efficient sit-down wiper using one or two folded squares at a time (depending on TP quality), and boast a clean a$$. What else do you want to know about me?

How many times did you have to adjust the bidet angle before you stopped shooting yourself in the.....

 

[got3fords]

How many times did you have to adjust the bidet angle before you stopped shooting yourself in the.....

There is no adjustment per se, you just scooch your ass as needed.

 

[AzScorpion]

There is no adjustment per se, you just scooch your ass as needed.

I think I saw an expensive one advertised back when there was a tp shortage. I thought it had up/down adjustments on it, heated seat and all sorts of other buttons. I guess I'd start farther forward, I'd rather have my back washed first.

 

[got3fords]

I think I saw an expensive one advertised back when there was a tp shortage. I thought it had up/down adjustments on it, heated seat and all sorts of other buttons. I guess I'd start farther forward, I'd rather have my back washed first.

There are many options. That might have been a fancy one. Mine was pretty cheap.

 

[OGMix376]

There are many options. That might have been a fancy one. Mine was pretty cheap.

I bet it wasn’t this cheap ?

 

[AzScorpion]

I can relate! ?

 

[Msfitoy]

I can relate! ?

I don't care what color they are...the leaf blower will sort them out...

 

[AzScorpion]

I don't care what color they are...the leaf blower will sort them out...

That's just not right man.

 

[fjwlobo]

I don't care what color they are...the leaf blower will sort them out...

Who needs a leaf blower. Just run them over with a lawnmower. ?

 

[Msfitoy]

Who needs a leaf blower. Just run them over with a lawnmower. ?

That's how I herd them leaves...I mow circling outwards from the house...

As for colors, I wait until they're all "brown" so I don't have to sort them out...I know some of y'all thinking underwear tsk tsk...

 

[veedubtuner]

Ok this thread went on longer than I anticipated lol.

How'd we get on Bidets?

 

[Chris M]

I fixed Jeanie scrambled eggs for supper. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

I fixed Jeanie scrambled eggs for supper. ?

Talk about ruining someones day!

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